prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity. 

I AM DONE

You deserve a ring on it prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity. 

I AM DONE

You deserve a ring on it

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

You deserve a ring on it

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

eddiecardona:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

no one man should have all that power

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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mechapuppy:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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Anonymous Asked
Questionwhen is your birthday? Answer

andrewquo:

may 2nd, 1993

Omg, I’m older than you, and look that successfully career he has, and me……..  

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: caughtshade)

mralieno:


iconic

mralieno:

iconic

(Source: newkidsonmycock20)

serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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augustinebrooke:

what is columbia if not another ark for another time?”

jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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theredmondlife:

bahaha I found this quite fitting.
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theredmondlife:

bahaha I found this quite fitting.

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